The NFL has announced that it will immediately start an independent investigation into the role that the New England Patriots played in the Terrel Suggs injury.
In his game against the Broncos, Suggs tore his ACL and will miss the remainder of the season. The Baltimore Ravens immediately called the league office as Suggs was being carted off the field with a report that a man wearing a gray hoodie was seen running down the tunnel following Suggs’ injury.
Roger Goodell issued the following statement: “I have been in contact with Ted Wells. He assures me that for $5M dollars, he will write whatever I tell him to and you can be assured that all the evidence, once we make it up, will show that Bill Belichick was responsible for this horrible injury and that Bob Kraft was more likely than not aware of what Belichick was plotting”
Stay tuned for further scandals involving the Patriots, the night is young !
Kevin Harriman
BSD Publisher
Like the satire but if youre going to write it you should get the injury right at least.
Damn Interns suck !
Thanks for reading us Frank
Kevin
Ya, I got nothing better to do… 🙂
Breaking news: The NFL is now investigating the Patriots for allegedly using high powered fans to blow 2 of Josh Scobee’s FG attempts off course.
This new scandal came to fruition when the NFL was alerted by the Steelers, who overheard Robert Kraft make the comment “We owe it all to the fans”.
Roger Goodell will be hiring Ted Wells to investigate, paying him an unprecedented amount of $2.98. Wells quickly discovered that Bill Belichick had 2 hand held personal fans delivered to him in July. The fans were reportedly bought at Radio Shack for $9.95 each.
When Belichick was asked to produce the 2 fans, he claimed he lent them to Tom Brady, who destroyed them after they allegedly didn’t work as advertised. Ted Wells is now investigating the possible collusion between the Patriots and an unnamed CSNNE employee that is referred to as “Blowhard”.
It is not known whether that may be Gary Tanguay or Mike Felger. Chris Mortenson reported the incident first, claiming that he heard from an unnamed source that the hand held fans created a wind of over 80 MPH. According to Mortenson, Ernie Adams had the personal fans modified to create gale force wind, a modification that Brady more probably than not knew about.
Roger Goodell said he knew all along the Patriots had an unusual amount of “fans” at their home games and are more than likely using these fans to alter the outcome of NFL games in their favor…
This new incident is now being called “Fangate”.
Exactly
Triple A, Wish I had broken this story ! Good work…..
Kevin
Well said
http://yourteamcheats.com/cheaters/
brilliant
That is absolutely hilarious. The scary part is when I first started to read it, I wasn’t sure of it was real or not till I got to the info on where it took place. Anything is possible with Goodell and his hate for Belichick and Brady.
Chefpomps…thanks for reading us !
Kevin
http://yourteamcheats.com/cheaters/
Good reading.
Thr NFL will also be investigating the Patriots for dissemination of false injury reports regarding Suggs on your website since it was his achilles that he tore.
Thanks Whino…I’m going to lay this mistake on the intern…The bastard !Appreciate your looking at our material
Kevin
You do realize it was the Japanese that bombed pearl harbor right?
You obviously never saw “Animal House” did you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
I think if you’re gonna be comical you still have to at least get the injury right. It was Achilles not ACL
Thanks James….I’m blaming the intern !
Kevin
must be because Julian Edelman and Suggs both appeared in an episode of “Ballers” and it was probably a Kerrigan-Harding type of thing.
Wild Man, Love it !
Thanks for the comment
Kevin
Jokes are jokes but injuries are no joke!! Being called a cheater once maybe means the accuser is jealous, but being called a cheater with repeated proof of cheating over the course of 10 years, well that kind of seems like your a cheater and it’s not coincidental and you are in fact a cheater! Give up for the *Super Bowl champs though lol (asterisk champs of cheating)
You’re
Moron. There’s been no ‘repeated proof’ of cheating. Lemming.
Hey Gary, the repeated proof ??? Please explain…
Kevin
Get your facts straight – it was his Achilles. The rest seems on point.
Thanks Greg…when in doubt, I’m blaming the intern !
Kevin
Wow… what a typical Boston fan! if it looks like a cheater, smells like a cheater and has gotten caught cheating several times…. got to be a cheater! I understand what it means to be a true fan to your team, but at some point you have to stop making excuses as to what has been caught and proven.
Hey Corey, thanks for the comments…which several times caught cheating are you referring too ???
Kevin
Here ya go Corey. Where does your team stand?
http://yourteamcheats.com/cheaters/
Looks like a cheater, smells like a cheater, even caught cheating… yea pats are cheaters
Ummm… Just to let you all know up there in Boston what idiots you are????
It was a torn Achilles…. What a joke you all are.
Beth….you da best ! Thanks
Kevin
Achilles? Japanese? NO! Say it isn’t so! If you understood the article you would be humiliated with yourself .
So 11 of 12 deflated balls aren’t proof enough of cheating? Maybe 13 to 100 balls would be cheating then if I can understand your logic then. And what about spygate lol that went on for years right? Or did you just so happen to misplace that from your memory as well? So that’s a few facts and proof of cheating… Now how about them headsets too? I know what you’re going to say, but those are given to teams by the NFL… Well they are, but if someone gives you a device with specific intent it doesn’t mean you can’t change the settings or frequencies or wiring for that matter… Oh and the Germans didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor the Japanese did.
Damn, I’m getting old. There’s a whole generation of folks who just don’t get the ‘Animal House’ reference any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
Thanks for getting it ! You’re right, feeling very old here as well……thinking I might need to start stocking up on boxes of depends soon….Glad you’re checking out our site
Kevin
Report: Only one of Patriots’ 12 balls were under-inflated by two pounds
Only one of the 12 New England Patriots’ footballs used in the team’s AFC Championship game was underinflated by a full two pounds, according NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport
Sports Illustrated Article
Turok, I’ve given up trying to explain the facts to the Haters…it just doesn’t work…Stand watch on The Wall !
Kevin
Wha,wha,wha. Deflate your balls,you”ll feel better.
Linda, Are good at deflating balls ????????
Kevin
11 of 12??? LMAO! That was a FALSE report! There was ONE ball at 2 PSI and that was caused by the WEATHER! Spygate? Yes, yes, the Pats were caught filming from the wrong spot 8 YEARS AGO! Admitted their mistake, paid their fine and moved on. Headsets??? RUN BY THE NFL. Not the Patriots! Keep on hating hater, we know how stupid you are and really don’t care anymore…the misinformation out there has gotten ridiculous! Thus this story #crygate
Haters keep on Hating Mary B4…..Stand guard on that wall !
Thanks for your comments
Kevin
Gary…..Fat dumb and stupid is no way to go through life !……Guessing you’re in your 20’a or 30’s…actually hoping you are. If you’re older than that, we have problems.
1) please show me where ANYONE is still standing behind to 11 of 12 balls statement
2) Spygate…..can you actually tell me what the Patriots did wrong (why they were fined for Spygate ?)
3) Have you seen the number of coaches who have said headphone issues happen throughout the league
4) Have you ever seen Animal House ???????
Thanks for checking out BostonSportsDesk.com
Kevin
What a blowhard. What about 3 of 4 Colt balls tested being under inflated. You don’t want to mention that because it doesn’t fit with your pre-concieved notion now does it
Hey Bruce, That doesn’t even make any sense…but thanks for checking out our site
Kevin
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Ha nice to see the no-life haters are still crying
Haters Hate !
Kevin
Good one, got a chuckle.
The Germans,didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor. The Japs did.
Just sayin.
Thanks for your history lesson BlazinK30 !….I’ll try harder next time…
Kevin
This accompanying pic of Goodell made me snarfsnort lemonade up the back of my nose.
Glad we were able to help with the snarfsnort !
Kevin
Kevin,it’s amazing how many closed minded readers don’t get your article. just more proof why us “New Englanders” Are always right!
You are da best Linda…Thanks for following Boston Sports Desk !
Kevin
Dateline: Boston (AP):
ESPN reports that the NFL is investigating claims that the New England Patriots are involved in a new cheating scandal. Following last night’s impressive performance by Tom Brady and the Patriots against the Pittsburgh Steelers’ secondary and various electrical interference issues involving the headsets, rumors quickly surfaced that the Patriots had installed a “Cerebro” machine under the playing surface at Gillette Stadium.
Unnamed sources in the Steelers organization and Troy Vincent’s office told reporters that Belichick was using Cerebro to “get inside [the defenders’] heads and make them leave Gronkowski uncovered. That’s the only explanation we have for why there were such glaring lapses on defense.” In addition, the equipment manager for the Steelers said that some of his players felt that their feet were “heavy, almost as if held down by the magnetic field of a strong electromagnetic device, like a Cerebro.” As evidence of this fact, he noted that the Patriots’ offensive players all wore shoes with plastic studs, not metal. When a reporter noted that the Steelers’ players wore similar shoes, the manager said “well, maybe they have that figured out. MIT is right up the road, you know.”
A spokesman from Vincent’s office noted that the league “continues to investigate the electrical interference” that disrupted the Steeler’s headsets, indicating that they have “not ruled out the existence of a massive electromagnet under the Gillette Stadium field.”
Opposing coaches wasted no time reacting to this latest Patriots’ cheating allegation and reportedly have instructed their players to obtain new shoes without metal and to line the insides of their helmets with tinfoil.”
Well said !
NFL Will also investigate the New England Patriots role in the cover-up off the on July 7, 1947, Roswell UFO crash. Brady likely to be suspended for season.
I hate when that happens !
Thanks Harry
Kevin Harriman
The Germans did not bomb Pearl Harbor… goof ball
Hey Jim….Guessing you’re younger than 42ish ????? Google the reference…Its actually pretty funny..just saying. Thanks for checking us out !!
Kevin
How do you feel about the whole DeflateGate scandal?
OP – How do you feel about the whole DeflateGate scandal? “we have concluded that it is more probable than not that New England Patriots personnel participated in violations of the NFL Playing Rules and were involved in a deliberate attempt to circumv…
The entire ordeal was Kensil’s idea of a wet dream designed to embarrass a former rival who beat his brains in and rubbed his nose in shit on numerous times
A clueless Goodell went along for the ride and ended up looking foolish for trusting one of his goons.